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ThePenguinWar
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1 penguin, preferably pink 1 medium red or white onion, cubed 1 large green pepper, cubed 2-3 gloves garlic, minced 1-2 tablespoon olive oil white wine 5.8 oz. package Penguin War brand flavored couscous, such as "Roasted Penguin and Olive Oil" or "Pink Parmesan"
Note: Special sautee pan with restraining straps can be ordered from ThePenguinWar online store and $19.99.
Pour olive oil into sautee pan and heat to medium temperature. Add vegetables. While vegetables are cooking, go out into the corridor and find a pink penguin [very commonly lurking outside or near doors and windows, trying to spy inside]. Chase, if need be jump on it. Penguins are poor runners. Bring penguin inside. Note: It will be easier to cook if your sautee pan has non-flammable restraining straps [see above note on where to purchase], if not you may have trouble preventing your main ingredient from jumping out of the pan. Strap penguin in, heat until just warmed through, add dashes of the wine to taste. Don't worry if the fire suddenly grows, the penguin is covered in a layer of fat. When penguin is crisp and tender [should turn darker pink], stir in prepared couscous, remove to a serving dish, and add a few sprigs of cilantro for garnish. This dish reheats well in a microwave.
Serves: 3-4
Preparation time: 35 minutes [allow approximately ten minutes for capture of penguin]
READ THE This is a gift for you think your cool huh? just because you were to going to get the coffee of glory from this man gravy g gyrates and the WHAT? GO GET FUCKED!NO I DONT WANT IT TODAY I ALREADY FUCKEN TOLD YOU !!! FUCKEN STUPID PENGUIN!! YEAH I SAID THAT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? DAMN FUCKEN RIGHT NOTHEN! NOW FUCK OFF! anyway to the end of the this point i welcome you to feel yourself three times a day, go left, straight down till the third right, then left,left,second right there will be a man at the end, DO NOT LOOK AT HIM! he may be at the time is now 22:65am and my tummy is in the FOR FUCKS SAKE GO GET ONE YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! I SAID NO! NO NO NO NO!!!!!! OK? FINE THEN BE MY FUCKEN GUEST! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL HAVE ONE AND ONE ONLY!! NO NOT STRAWBERRY, VANILLA!till the next time THATS FUCKEN IT!!! YOUR FUCKED NOW FUCKEN PENGUIN!!! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! so the this is my tree, for he is the goddamn fight for your life, you little bagel.
the penguin says: HELP MEEEE!! PLEEAASE!!! AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!! *Dies Horribly*
-I TOLD HIM NOT TO FUCK ME OFF x_x
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what? next week? NOOOOOOOO!
What about 3? OK.
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"I'm not a slave to a god tht doesn't exist"
-Marilyn Manson "The Fight Song"
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"I'm not a slave to a god tht doesn't exist"
-Marilyn Manson "The Fight Song"
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the penguin says: HELP MEEEE!! PLEEAASE!!! AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!! *Dies Horribly*
-I TOLD HIM NOT TO FUCK ME OFF x_x
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what? next week? NOOOOOOOO!
What about 3? OK.
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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Look! It's My Punk Band...."The UglySticks"